Put yourself in these shoes for a moment: you're on the telephone, a cellular telephone, trying to convince your romantic partner to be the first to hang up. Even still, one quick hour later, you're both still on the line, giggling softly and murmuring your sincerest sweet nothings to each other. Finally your mom peeks into your bedroom and looks at you funny; a part of her is still appreciative of the highs of young foolish love but she's still hoping you'll get off the phone soon and take out the garbage, so you tell your love that you promise you'll read Win Big Issue #2 tonight and disconnect. Will anything ever feel as good as this?
CREATED BY CUBE WITH CONTRIBUTIONS FROM:
- Matt Smith
- Coral Howe
- Victor Watson
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